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Advice for the Menfolk.

The following advice is for all you gentlemen wondering how to go about acquiring a new Xbox 360, without irritating your ladies. Herein lies the secret:

• Announce that all your friends have Xbox 360s, the they won't let you play with them with your lame last generation Xbox.
• Go out of town for business, and spend your free time on an extended hunt searching for the very rare 'Elite' model of Xbox 360. Finally find one at a Walmart in the middle of nowhere.
• Also bring home a wife-distracting present. I recommend Puzzle Quest for the DS. Seriously, you're lucky I was able to tear myself away from playing Bejeweled against an orc for enough time to post this. I'm looking forward to some competitive play, but it has a lamentable lack of WiFi play.

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