I have fought my enemy before, but laziness and distraction have made allowed him to grow. No longer! I have armed myself, and I shall wage a new campaign against him!
I joined a gym. A very large one, with a myriad of mysterious machines, spas, personal trainers, and a spinning class. (I considered joining a Curves, but the one near my house closed at 7:30pm. Who can get to the gym by 6:30? I'm doing well if I'm done with dinner by 6:30.) Anyhow, I've even been to the gym a couple times. Viva la resistance!