I discovered the most wonderful machine at the gym - the Stretch Trainer! One of my problems stretching effectively is that I find it difficult to get my body in the right position without falling over. The Stretch Trainer's pivoting seat takes care of that, and is almost fun.
I've also noticed a new tool at the gym. There's a dude who has repeatedly neglected wiping down the weight equipment after he uses it. Ewww. What's the standard for social consideration here?